NO TELEPHONE (English Ver.)

Telephone? Really?
Do we need to talk?
Just text me.

When I get a call,
I just ignore.
Time is money. Don’t bother me.
Get lost!

So you hate me? Just bite me.
Tweet me nasty? You ugly.
Can’t you read, you dumb fool?
Maybe you go back to school.

Everybody using Whatsapp
You can shut up
Telephones suck, emails suck
Leave me alone, you big schmuck

It ain’t my destiny to be locked in harmony
This is my life, And it’s for me/ to live as I want

NO NO NO TELEPHONE
Chat！Chat！Chat！
NO NO NO TELEPHONE
Cut！Cut！Cut！
NO NO NO TELEPHONE
Get outta my way, YO！
NO NO NO TELEPHONE

The world is now / all digital
Telephone is / despicable
Facebook Twitter LINE Weibo
No account? Seeya, bonobo.

Change is here; Let’s embrace it
Hello Today, don’t resist it
Tech is ready, it will fit
Nothing scary, you can do it

Life is short. Let’s get smart
Multi-task. Don’t waste time.
Think before you make that call
Will that drive him up the wall?

Ring my phone? You so rude
How many times will you call?
Stop already. Save my mood.
Screen time is the brain food.

The past keeps calling me, I do respect the history
But I must go on, to a better world in the future

NO NO NO TELEPHONE
Chat！Chat！Chat！
NO NO NO TELEPHONE
Cut！Cut！Cut！
NO NO NO TELEPHONE
Get outta my way, YO！
NO NO NO TELEPHONE

Listen!
It ain’t the time for a phone call now
If you ring me I’ll have a cow
It ain’t the time for a phone call now
Say Cheers! EAT-N-SHOUT！

NO NO NO TELEPHONE
Chat！Chat！Chat！
NO NO NO TELEPHONE
Cut！Cut！Cut！
NO NO NO TELEPHONE
Get outta my way, YO！
NO NO NO TELEPHONE